The Kiwi accent let me down today, in a spectacular way - age!
That one time, when your children learn a swear word and scream it at the top of their lungs, in public...
It's been five years since Hubby and I have shared a Valentine's Day together, but the twin tornados and I have been making our own heart shaped fun.
Fire, marshmallows, chocolate, play dates and wine - sounds like a scrumptious evening, discovering the art of S'mores.
It may be Super Bowl Sunday here in America, but it's Waitangi Day for me.
You'd think Americans and New Zealanders speak the same language, but you couldn't be further from the truth.
America - the land of convenience frozen food ... let's take a tour of my local supermarket.
What do you get if you mix Rainbows and Unicorns and Bagels?